May 22, 2016
Orders from Politically Correct Police of the Future
- You must now call the blue sky green because blue offends someone out there.
- You must now call the Sun, Daughter-Son, or you are sexist.
- Give praise to our Dear Leader or a correction facility awaits you.
- If we say you are a hater, bigot, racist or a denier then that’s what you are, no defense is to be heard or considered.
- If we are offended by you, you shall be punished. If you are offended by us, then you need to set your mind right.
- You are not allowed to call anyone beautiful for that implies that some are less desirable.
- If you hurt the feelings of the protected class then you shall suffer our wrath. If you are not in that class your feelings do not count.
- The football will be replaced by a soft fuzzyball, uniforms to be made of thick foam and both ending scores will be equal. There will be no hurt bodies or feelings.
- If you deny our version of science with facts then your facts are to be banned.
- You have free speech as long as it agrees with us.
- You can ask any question you want from our approved list.
Copyright 2016 by J J Dewey
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