The Big Zap

2000-5-13 07:28:00

I thought I would give the true translation of Kathleen's post.

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Translation:
Greetings from ZOR commander of Galactic Region 666

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No Translation necessary. I was just clearing my throat.

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Translation:
We like your earth women. How much for three of them?

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Translation:
We love your women so much that we sent messages of love though millions of your computers.

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Translation:
Instead of appreciating it, you called it a virus and attempted to eliminate it.

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Translation:
This makes us very angry and we have decided to take revenge.

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Translation:
We know how much all of you enjoy the Big Zap Hamburgers so we are going to take them away from you forever.

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Translation:
We will alter reality so the Big Zap will no longer be big and juicy, but will taste a little like meat and cardboard.

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Translation:
The name will change to Big Mac

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Translation:
You will eat this mindlessly and not even remember that the Big Zap everexisted.

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Translation:
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

"Words are things and a small drop of ink, falling like dew upon a thought
- produces that which makes thousands, perhaps millions think." Byron